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Shelby/19/F
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Slytherin

I'm basically just a college kid with too many fandoms and too much time on her hands. Feel free to ask me something; I'm not very interesting, but I'll happily answer any questions you have.



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Today I wore this really cute sweater I bought a couple days ago, but no one seemed to like it.. :(

Anonymous

D8<

I bet your sweater was hella cute. Describe it to me!

#sweaters are the best#Anonymous#shelby answers things

wow this ouran hiatus sure is taking a while huh

#mine#denial?#what's denial?#ouran#ouran high school host club
#tos#lloyd

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

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#queue-weee-oooooo
geekerymade:

Escape - Gallifreyan Wall Decal on GeekeryMade.com

geekerymade:

Escape - Gallifreyan Wall Decal on GeekeryMade.com

#ooooooooo#doctor who

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

this is your daily reminder that benedict cumberbatch is a sex god

#just in case you forgot

heirofmind:

hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time

this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or ANYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

#dogs

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

#queue-weee-oooooo

booksandcatslover:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

My favourite Halloween cartoon. Kittens doesn’t have to fear witches!

#queue-weee-oooooo

uggly:

The Blue Kraken 

#dragons

In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via sarasleepygirl)

They don’t want smart people on the jury.

They want people they can dupe into a guilty verdict, especially for poc

(via sourcedumal)

captainfluffatun:

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light



I am pretty high right now and that is the moat hilarious thing I have hearf

captainfluffatun:

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light

I am pretty high right now and that is the moat hilarious thing I have hearf

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

#queue-weee-oooooo

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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#IT IS HOLY SHIT